Drew Pickles spam stories
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Hello my name is Drew Pickles and I'm really really gay. I like to fuck men a lot, and I had gay sex with more men than anyone in the whole world I like sucking Barney's giant dinosaur dick, and shitting all over it and licking the shit off. it sounds like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bag that was swell. I fucked 12000 gay men and I am listed as #1 in Playgirl Magazine's Top Ten Sexiest Faggots and I had more gay sex than the top 2 straightest men in the world who are Charlie Sheen and Gene Simmons who combined had straight sex 9600 times so that means i am the sexiest man-whore ever and the gayest faggot ever and I like to suck Dick the Clown's dick and I like to have gay poop orgies with Zac Efron and Chaz Finster and it sounds like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bag that was swell i once shit on a giant adult diaper while jacking off to some Arthur fetish porn where he performed a bunch of cum-soaked B D S M with Barney and I smeared the shit all over Arthur and he said it was the tastiest shit ever and I raped Arthur up the ass and it sounded like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bag that was swell.
Hello I am Drew Pickles and I like to have sex with my brother Stu and Chaz Finster I like to shit on their dicks and than fuck their assholes with my 300 mile cock and than eat the shit than shit the shit than eat the shit than shit the shit again where I put it into Chaz Finster's mouth and than he gives me a blowjob and than I force Stu to eat the poopy-cum mixture and he fucks me in the ass and than Barney and Arthur the Aardvark and Ronald McDonald and Dick the Clown and Chris Crocker and John McCain and Krypto the Dog and George W. Bush and Tom Brady and Michael Jackson and Lou Pickles and the Teletubbies and Ned Flanders and Johnny the Wigger stuff their dicks into my mouth and I spit their cum out and make pies made out of poop and semen and we all eat it while shoving dildos into our assholes and than we play boner baseball and watch one of my gay pornos and jack off and than fuck each other again and than I suck all their cocks. I like to eat poopy cum and shove dildos up Chaz Finster's ass. Then I give Barack Obama a cleveland steamer, then we make my world famous poopy pies with the shit. Then I jack off to Johnny the Wigger and Arthur Read and Chris Garcia and Ned Flanders and John McCain squirting cum into each others faces. Then I cum all over the Joas Brothers and they suck my cock and shove dildos in my mouth and ass. I then shit on Barney's purple cock and he splooges all over the poopy, and we roll in the poopy, then make pies from all the poopy, semen, blood, urine, and vomit, then eat the pies and shove them up Zac Efron's ass. Then I will join Barney in his Ultimate Orgy, and play some more boner baseball during the orgy. I like to perform cleveland steamers on the Jonas Brothers, and eat all the poopy. Then Chris Crocke starts jacking off to me and the Wiggles pooping all over each other, and eating the shit, than shitting the shit, then eating the shit, then shitting the shit, then Chris Crocker's semen will get all over the poop and we will swim in the splooge and eat all the poopy. It is swell, because i am very gay.
Hello I am Edward Cullen and I like to have gay poop orgies with swell faggots such as the Jonas Brothers and Ronald McDonald (ala the Penis Clown) and I like to suck men's balls. It is very swell. Sometimes Drew pickles and I get into a swell orgy and it lasts for 5 hours, then we watch some gay porno. I then shit all over the place and all of the Barney Bunch members come to my house and we eat the poopy. The poop makes us so horny we splooge all over the place and create an ocean of splooge and we swim in it then we suck each others cocks for 3 days and play boner baseball. Stu Pickles sometimes juggles his testicles, and I lick them. They taste good, and Chaz Finster rapes me up the ass with a shit-covered dildo while I likc Stu Pickles's testicles.
Hello my name is Zac Efron, the gay homosexual who fucks Teletubbies up their assholes. I like to have sex with my gay fuck buddies Drew Pickles and Soulja Boy and suck their cocks and stick my head up their colons to eat the shit and than we rape eachother and and poop on eachother and drink our pee and cum and than we fuck a bunch of pokemon and Teletubbies in the ass and do a gang bang and than we watch the Jonas Brothers masturbate to Drew Pickles fucking Barney in the ass and than we play boner baseball and cum all over eachother and put each others dicks up our throats and have gigantic cum orgies with our cocks and suck Barney's penis and than go to Springfield and have sex with Ned Flanders and cum all over his house and than he poops in our mouth while we have sex with eachother and than we use our penises as lassos to steal dildos from stores to shove up our ass then we shove the dildos up our asses then shit all over the dildos then eat the shit off the dildos then play dildo baseball and boner baseball and dildo hockey and we poop all over the place. Then Arthur gives me a cleveland steamer while sucking my cock.
I am Chaz Finster and I like to suck Drew Pickles dick and he poops in my ass. We play with each others penises and then we rape each other in the ass. Then we play boner baseball and make poopy pies. It is very swell. Drew Pickles and I like to have gay foursomes with Drew's brother Stu Pickles and their grandpa Lou Pickles and we squirt our cum into each others eyes. It is very sexy. Then we get Arthur, the Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron, Barney, Ronald McDonald (aka the penis clown) and Randy Moss over to my house where we have a gigantic poop orgy where we flood the whole house with our poop and splooge then Ned Flanders eats all the poop and drinks all the splooge and vomits it all over my massive cock and then I give him a blowjob because I am really gay.
Hello my name is Arthur and I am very very gay I love to get in orgies with Buster Baxter and Ned Flanders and shove shove my dick up their ass and than put Barney's cock up my throat and than rape everyone in Elwood city and than I watch gay porno with Drew Pickles and Oscar the Grouch sucking eachother's balls and I have a gigantic orgasm and I eat the cum and than poop the cum and than stuff it up Buster's ass and than poop on his penis and than I give him a blowjob and lick the shit off his dick and stuff my head up his ass and eat all the shit while raped in the ass by Naruto and than I give blowjobs to Barney, the Teletubbies, Big Bird, Clifford the big red dog, Ned Flanders, Soulja Boy and the Wiggles, and than I rape John McCain in the ass and cum on his face and he sucks my cock and I shit and he shits and we throw the shit on the wall and than shit on the walls until the walls are covered with shit and than we eat the shit off the walls until we have heart attacks from eating too much shit then shit out all the shit then roll in the shit and than we all have a gigantic gang bang, which is very, very swell.
Hello My name is Barack Hussein Obama and I am a member of the Barney Bunch and I like to take it up the ass from other men. It is very sexy and horny. I like to shit all over Drew Pickles asshole and Barney sucks my massive black cock. Then the gay rights group called The Political Posse which constists of me, John McCain, Joe Biden, George W. Bush, Rod Blagojevich, Bill Clinton and Ralph Nader all get together and have gay sex for three whole years, living off all the poop and splooge generated by our massive orgasm. Then we go to DrewLand where we meet Drew Pickles at his house and he sucks all of our cocks at once and then we all cum in his mouth and then Drew gets Chaz Finster to come to his house and then Chaz finster rapes all of us. It is oodles and oodles of fun, until Barney comes along and dumps a massive dinosaur shit al over us, and we eat the shit and shit it out on Barney's man titties and give him the biggest cleveland steamer ever. Then he stuffs his huge purple penis up Drew Pickles ass and all of the Political Posse and Chaz Finster masturbate to the sexy scene and we swim in all the semen because I am very very very very gay.
