Deicide

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Hello we are the band Deicide, and we are a bunch of gay smelly homosexuals. In fact, when we just started, we wanted to be called Gaycide, but our fucking straight record producer forced us to change our name. Our original lineup also included Joe Jonas and Pete Wentz, but we had swell orgies every concert instead of playing music, so we were forced to fire them. We use instruments as dildos and we shit all over them, which is why we sound like crap. All of our music is about our homosexual fantasies, which involve us, Slipknot, the Dallas Cowboys, Madison550055, the Arizona Cardinals, and the Backstreet Boys entering a gay bar, where Drew Pickles is masturbating to a porno starring Ned Flanders and Alex Rodriguez, and then he splooges all over us. We then roll in the splooge until we all shit in our adult diapers and then take them off, and throw them at each other and play 666 billion innings of Boner Baseball. That actually happened once, and it was the most fun we ever had. We also enjoy inserting orgy noises into our songs. They sound like lolololololololololololololololololololhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bag that was swell