Bree bree

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Hello my name is David Hessen a k a Bree the pig and I like to get handjobs and blowjobs from other men because I am gay. I am in a gay band called Death Destroyer and I have no talent. Also, I wear the pig costume in all of Broken side's music videos so that also makes me a gay furfag with a penis fetish. I like to eat smelly feces and take it up the ass from Brokencyde, The Jonas Pussies, Tom Brady, Randy Moss, Jay Cutler, Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Tony Romo, Slipknot, Drew, Stu, and Lou Pickles, Richard Simmons, Sasuke from Naruto, Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Joe Flacco, Brett Farve, Brady Quinn, Dante Stallworth, Carson Palmer, Chad Ochocinco, Ryan Leaf, Devin Hester, Terrell Owens, Hollywood Undead, Nickelback, Shinedown, Creed, Nathan the Fag, Johnny the Wigger, Mark Sanchez, Dante Culpepper, My Chemical Romance, Fall out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, Metro Station, Barney the Purple Gay Dinosaur, Colonel Sanders, Captain Crunch, the oatmeal quaker, Toucan Sam, The Burger King king, Ronald McDonald, and Dick the Ass Rapist Clown. I like to suck mens penises and shove dildos up my ass because I am gay. Then I invite all the people I mentioned to join my band Death Destroyer, with most of them playing the Trom Boner or the Skin flute. We play 69 concerts in Drewland and we masturbate after every concert and I have gay sex with everyone and it is super duper swell.