You can't pass up a couple of plausible lesbians! Confront them!
From Create Your Own Story
"How long have you bitches known each other?" you inquire, while approaching their table.
One gives you a shocked look, and the other raises her eyebrow in a preppy-chick kind of way. "Excuse me?!" the eyebrow-lifting one says snottily.
"I'm sorry," you apologize. You unbutton the first three buttons of your shirt and expose your manly tuft of chest hair. "FOR how long have you bitches known each other?" No girl can resist a grammatically intelligent man.
To your surprise, the bitches just get up and walk away from you.
