You Need a Job

From Create Your Own Story

You are now awake. You, as guessed by me, are a human being. You need a job. Why? Your last job ended with an explosion, wild monkeys on the loose, and a live action Dora the Explorer movie. All because you decided to take the red pill, and not the blue.

Since you need money, and to stop the jokes made by the incredible narrator, will get a job today. You looked in the wanted ads. You searched the phone book. You went to Monster Dot Com. You applied for many, many things.

You decide to screw what progress you made and choose one from the two across the street.

But wait! What gender are you, exactly?

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