You’ve come this far. You have your pride to consider. Make up a huge lie about why you need that Korra booty!
From Create Your Own Story
Tears form in your eyes as you begin to concoct the biggest lie of all time. You tell the Avatar a most outrageous story, full of captivating wonder and excitement...
"...and after the evil witch cast her evil spell, I found myself at home, in my bed, with an erection that will not cease until the day I can convince a beautiful, young, virgin, maiden such as yourself to have butt-sex with me!" You finish your hour long tale.
Korra is awestruck at your ability to make up the most absurd BS and somehow make it just as absurdly entertaining.
"Seriously man. Neat story and all. But one, I'm not a virgin. And two, not taking it up the ass for you."
