YWD: Take off your boob tube and start kissing the groom?

From Create Your Own Story

You quickly pull your boob tube over your head, and then turn to the astonished groom, planting a kiss on his lips as you wrap your arms around his neck. The bride screams in horror, but you ignore her until the groom angrily pushes you away. Unfortunately he does this with such force that you stagger backwards and collide with the bride. Your exposed, poo-filled panties connect with her dress and leave a large smear. She screams again, and then falls down in a faint just as you are grabbed and carted off down the aisle by a couple of strong young men in suits. You expect they will throw you out, but unfortunately they have a more definitive solution in mind. One of them calls the police on his mobile phone, and you are held in the antechapel until they arrive. When they do, they take you to the station where you are thrown in a cell. When your parents come to pick you up, they are so furious with you that they do not even speak to you. You are sent to bed without any supper, and grounded for the rest of your school career. This rift between yourself and your parents will take a long time to mend. But maybe it was worth it. You decide.

THE END