YWD: Pick up your poo and play with it?

From Create Your Own Story

You reach into the toilet bowl and fish out your poo. It really is quite big, and a little slimy now that it is wet. You contemplate what to do with it. Will you:

• YWD: Take a bite out of it?
• YWD: Unbutton your blouse and place it inside a bra cup?
• YWD: Lift your skirt and place the poo inside your panties?