YWD: Accept his offer, and sit down?
From Create Your Own Story
You sit down on the sofa, your poo squishing against your bottom even more as you do so. Your neighbor makes you a cup of tea and then brings it through. He sets it down on a table in front of you, then he places his hand on your knee as he remarks how nice you look. As you look at him, startled, he gives your knee a squeeze. Will you:
