Wishful Thinking/Fun With The Patrons

From Create Your Own Story

"Let's see what fun we can have here," you say.

Ginger is regaining her composure while sipping her ice water. She just nods.

You see a what appear to be a mother and daughter having a hushed argument. "I wish we could hear what they are saying, but no one else in the place could."

"Done!" says Amina.

"But mo-om!" says the younger one, "Gina rode to her wedding in an antique Rolls Royce! I want to ride in a horse-drawn carriage!"

"I know, Peyton, but your father says we're already spending too much on your wedding. You know how he is with money."

"You gotta be kidding me! The man just donated $25,000 to his college, and he won't spend a few more thousand on his own daughter!"

"Peyton, if it was up to me, the sky would be the limit. I already talked him into the thousand roses, the string quartet at the chapel and the expensive band you wanted at the reception complete with champagne fountain, chocolate fountain, and $1,000 wedding cake!"

"I want to outdo Gina! If I don't, people will say she's classier than me!"

The waiter came by to take their orders. Peyton ordered only a spinach salad with a vinaigrette dressing, and her mother ordered the sea bass. "That's all you're going to have?" asked the mother.

"I've got three months to the wedding, and I'm still need to lose five pounds. That gown is form fitting, and I'm showing off my body. I worked too long and hard on this body and ate like a bird for the past four months!"

Her mom rolled her eyes. "You're already too thin. If it weren't for those breast implants, you'd probably weigh less than your little sister!"

"Oh mom can it!"

"Oh give me a break!" says a composed Ginger.

"Really, what a spoiled bitch," you say. "Let's say we alter the wedding plans."

"Ohhh, how lovely! I wish between now and the wedding day, Peyton adds three inches to her ass and hips, but it has no ill effects on her health."

"Yeah," you chime in, "and on her wedding day, she wakes up with three huge zits! One in the center of her chin, one in the middle of her forehead, and one on the end of her nose! And she doesn't pop them as they might scab. She just tries to cover them, but everyone notices!"

Amina giggles and nods.

"More!" says Ginger! "I hope her dress is so tight, she doesn't wear panties, and when she's walking to cut the cake, she trips over her dress, falls face first into the cake, and the back of her dress splits wide open! It's all caught on camera and posted on Youtube where it becomes the most popular video!"

You start laughing. "Yeah, and I wish her asshole and pussy itch during the whole wedding ceremony, her bridesmaids are all incredibly flatulent, and she forgets to put on deodorant!"

"And during the honeymoon, she discovers she can only orgasm if her husband fucks her doggie style or cums on her face, which he really gets off on!"

"Do it!" you say to Amina while laughing. Amina nods and the three of you start laughing so much everyone looks at you. "I wish we get invitation too!" you say.

After a fit of laughter, you calm down and scan the cafe for more customers to spy on.

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