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From Create Your Own Story

Well, you're an idiot. Who the hell would want to be a freaking postman? Are you honestly that stupid? Good going, ding dong.


You're walking your route, carrying a big freaking load of mail. It's hot and you're getting seriously sweaty. As you approach one house, the door opens. A hot babe in a skimpy negligee sticks her head out.

"Oh," she says. "I was looking for the mail. I wasn't expecting there to be anyone out here to see me like this. How embarassing."

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Jack Foster, Postal Worker

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