Wake up in the hospital
From Create Your Own Story
You wake up in a hospital bed. There are doctors examining you.
"What's going on?", you ask, pushing a doctor's hand away, "don't touch me there, sicko!".
"You were struck by over 60,000 volts of electricity", the doctor says, "you've been comatose for two weeks".
"I missed the math test?", You ask, "Sweet!". Then you:
Take a "post-2-week-coma" selfie and post in on Instagram
