Waifu Quest/rel3b
From Create Your Own Story
Well, it's the only honorable way out. Your knife sinks deep into your stomach, spilling your entrails all over the girl's bed.
"What the hell?!" she asks. It's not an unreasonable question.
"Sorry, I need to regain my honor!" you explain. "By the way, you're supposed to eat a meal before you commit seppuku, so I went into your kitchen and had a can of pork and beans. Hope you don't mind!"
"You ass! Those are organic, cage-free pork and beans! I get them flown in from Kansas for eight bucks a pop!" she yells. You don't hear her because you're dead. Seriously, though. That wasn't cool at all!
GAME OVER-- You scored 319 out of 1000 points
