Waifu Quest/program3
From Create Your Own Story
All right, so you did that. Coincidentally, this adventure is now set in the early '80s! Accordingly, you don't have a whole lot of choices for your waifu. It's pretty much just Lum or Cutey Honey, bro! Also, there are no dakimakuras, and no Mountain Dew Code Red. The closest thing to an eroge is this one arcade game where you talk to a girl rendered entirely in wireframes and then she turns into Sinistar and yells "RUN COWARD!" in this staticky computerized voice because the guy who flashed the cabinet ROM did a shitty job!
