Use your newfound powers to attack

From Create Your Own Story

You fire lasers from your eyes at her, which send her crashing through the window. She starts laughing maniacally and drives away.

"Sooo", you say to your new owner, "tacos?"

"Sure", he says, "though, who am I gonna live with?"

"I'm 21 in dog years", you say.

"Close enough", he replies, "what are you gonna do with your powers?"

"Become a superhero"

"Get a job"

"Chase all squirrels"

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