Turn them into slime entities
From Create Your Own Story
Well, you get lonely, so why not create some friends. You suck their body nutrients up through there mouths, expanding yourself, then split yourself into parts, you being the biggest of course, and you even got another dick!
Wait! As a slime, you can create life forms will your body, so:
Create a few girls, so your army can:
You are: | A mass of living slime, with a penis |