Try to jump back up and act cool

From Create Your Own Story

ok badass...lets see. You flip around on the ground like a fish and jump up quickly just to be followed up by a fast decent back to the ground, you feel like a fool. YOU WISH! What really happens is you flip around on the ground like a fish out of water and quickly jump to your feet followed by a quick decent and face full of dirt when you hear a loud crunch in the back of your head. You sit in a fetal position for about a minute when Rose asks "You need help?" You try to wiggle around and get out of this fetal position but to no avail you cant get up, you blurt out "can you help me up Rose?" She grabs your hand and flips you over onto your back then steps back...again with no progress you lie on the dirt road in your underwear like a crazy person until you say again "I cant feel my body." Rose looks at you a little while longer until she goes to recieve your father. Rose and your Father come back and pick you up to bring your lifeless body into the shack. Way to go dumb-ass your now a quadriplegic and can never go on an adventure for the rest of your vegetable life..

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD..

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