Tribute/Funk-Off!
From Create Your Own Story
Part the Second: And Yea, Did The Lord Say, "Let There Be Funk"
You wander through the freakish disco looking for a worthy opponent. As you weave through the crowds, a man with the biggest afro you've ever seen—yet the body of a pale, skinny white dude—bumps into you, almost knocking the Elton John-class glasses from his oh-so-pasty face. He glares up at you.
Afro Dude: "Bouge, phoney! You're, like, so stunned, bro, I'ma gonna git jive on your ass, dig it?"
> Er, are you one of those crazy people?
Afro Dude: "Jive brawl, airhead! Or are you chicken? Ba-KARK! Oh, burn!"
> Let's groove, cheese weasel.
You and the obnoxious afro dude strut down to the dance floor. The crowd forms a square around the two of you. Afro dude starts limbering up in one corner.
Afro Dude: "Get down, geek. Show me hard core, honkey!"
Choose your groove, cat:
- Try a simple jive
- Do the Funky Gibbon
- Do the Electric Boogaloo
- Do your best Travolta impression
- This is harshin' my mellow! I'm outta here
| Status | ||
| Vitality | 100 | Your Junk:
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| Power | 0 | |
| Awesomeness | 1 | |
