Time Vortex/Fiddle with the hands/Continue/Hour Hand Forwards/Try to fight the robot

From Create Your Own Story

You tell the robot, " I know kung fu" (cue the Matrix music)

In minutes, you find yourself to be a pile of vapourised dust at the end of his plasma cannon.

Vini. Vidi. Vici

But then suddenly you warp back in time, and have a fart. You look around to see yourself standing on a desk, in the middle of a university lecture. Everyone is staring at you. "Sorry." You state. "Must have been the beans last night".