The Dentist Appointment of Urethral Agony
From Create Your Own Story
You wake up next to your girlfriend. She's dead. She's been dead for a long time. How long? Fuck if you know. You give her cold, stiff lips a sincere and loving kiss before getting out of bed. The only thing more stiff and lifeless than her lips is probably your penis. With all the corpses you've stuck it in, there's something seriously fucked up with it. You begin to put on your clothes when you look at the clock. You've got more than enough time to get ready for work.
