Tell the guy to wish for a million bucks

From Create Your Own Story

"Hey, that's a great idea," the man says. "Pixie, I wish I had a million bucks!"

"Sure thing," the pixie says.

A rumbling noise comes from outside the bar. The noise grows rapidly louder and then an enormous herd of male deer come crashing in through the front window. You can’t even count how many deer are charging through the bar and there’s nowhere to hide as the stampede splinters tables and chairs and crushes anyone in their way. The guy stands there, staring stupidly as they trample him into a bloody pulp. You try to run, but it does you no good.

The End.

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Health Female & Flattened Location:

A Cheap Bar

MP 0
Level 1
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