Tell him his pickup line is lame

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"That is an incredibly lame pickup line," you tell him.

"Uh, well...," the guy stammers.

His face reddens, but his bulge appears to be growing. He's clearly embarrassed, but the fact that you spoke to him seems to be getting him even more aroused.

"I put the STD in STUD," he says proudly. "Now all I need is U."

You're practically stunned. Doesn't this idiot know that STD stands for sexually transmitted disease? This idiot... who looks like his cock is about to split his pants open? Trying to imagine the size of it makes you want to rip your clothes off.

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