TGTLA 19

From Create Your Own Story

You register for okcupid in the LA area, hoping to see a torrent of wannabe actresses flying at you. But those ones reject you. They say they like your height but not small time poorness. There's plenty of slampigs though. Oh god are there slampigs and hoo boy do they want some of that rare Tom meat. You give it away to these ones liberally, never wrapping it up and splitting before they wake up. After leaving a couple kids behind during your pig spree you get your name legally changed to Archibald and move to Anaheim. They do eventually find you though, and you're forced to work an awful office job where you have to sit in a cubicle made for someone normal sized every day for 10 hours. LA was fun while the pigs were flowing but now it is the worst.

The End.