TGTLA 18

From Create Your Own Story

Like some kind of fool, you start scarfing down leftover sushi. You've eaten another 3 pounds by the time it occurs to you that maybe raw fish could be dangerous to eat. Could your stomach hurting and increasing fever have something to do with eating this ocean trash? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

You die of acute mercury poisoning due to eating stupid food. At least your death has some kind of positive effect on Steve, who stops eating sushi entirely after finally coming to his senses. He likes weird food but doesn't want to die for it of course. Sarah becomes an anti-sushi crusader, working tirelessly to promote mercury poisoning awareness. Can't believe you ate all that fish, you're gross.

You are dead, The End.

For more information about Mercury Poisoning and the terrible effects it can have upon people who foolishly eat sea bugs please see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_poisoning#Prognosis