TGTLA 13

From Create Your Own Story

You drag your oversized, dehydrated and sunburned frame over and plod your beat feet onto the smallish skateboard. The man pushes you from behind! You're heading right at one of those skateboarding parks! You're powerless to stop the skateboard since you don't know how but it's already moving too fast and you're worried about the tumble of jumping off.

Turns out you don't need to decide though, just 5 feet before you reach the skate park the board breaks in half and you go face first into the cement in front of you. Most of your teeth are destroyed. You ponder why the people of LA are so shitty, and what would ever make you leave a truly great city like Philadelphia. You're filled with great despair and Sarah leaves you.

You spend your new found free time in LA getting increasingly into the gay scene. They're the only people who would accept you with your busted face since you're packing a real tree stump. They make you wear a hood when you go into the bathhouses but you're ok with that.

The End.