Start unpacking your bags instead. You've had enough adventures
From Create Your Own Story
You have another epiphany. Risking death just for the thrill of adventure just isn't worth it. You begin unpacking your stuff.
The next morning, instead of going to "Wired and Weird," you click on a job site and begin searching. A couple of weeks later, you are hired as an executive in a company similar to your previous place of employment.
Your life is not very exciting, but it is prosperous and safe.
THE END