Sponge off of welfare

From Create Your Own Story

Ahh sponging off of the system.

Well, how would you be expected to get any work done anyway?

You move into a crummy little apartment and live off of cheesy puffs and frozen pizzas. Your main treat is getting your hair cut at Cheapo Chris's and his main treat is a cans of spang canned meat. Sure, it's not a glamorous life but you spend a lot of time with each other, have time for hobbies, friends and oh yes. Let's not forget sex. Your neighbors might not know it but you both enjoy:

Status
Health Horny and Hormonal and Stuck Location:

Cheap Skate Apartments

MP 0
Level 1
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