Shoot the gay and the dog

From Create Your Own Story

If you just shoot the gay, the dog might escape, but if you just shoot the dog, the gay might call the police, you determine.

BLAM. BLAM. Two bodies fall to the ground.

Well, now you've got another problem....

• Drag the bodies away, and hide them somewhere
• Leave the bodies there, with a note that declares this to be an example to other people who they can be gay or Liberal and get away with it!