Scream at the little man for daring to insult you.

From Create Your Own Story

"How dare you insult me you sniveling little Motherfucker! I'll cleave you in two with my mighty blade you piece of shit!" You shout angrily, and reach over your shoulder for your sword which you suddenly realize you have. You're in the body of your avatar, Eldnar, which means you have all of his strength and skills.

"Oh no please Eldnar! I'm so sorry I called you a jackass! I didn't mean it at all sir. Please forgive me. If I had only known it was you I would never have dared to challenge your greatness. Please will you spare my life oh great and merciful Eldnar?!" The little man sobs, and you hesitate just as you're about to cut him apart.

"Perhaps I could find it in my heart to forgive you worm, but why should I? You have said you're sorry, but what are pathetic words against something as awe inspiring as my pride? What will you give to me if I spare your life?"

"Anything you want my Lord! Please, please just spare my miserable life!"

"Anything I want huh?"

"Yes great one! Anything and everything you desire."

What do you ask for?

• Give me ten thousand gold pieces!

• Become my servant for the rest of your life, and I will spare you.

• Change your mind and chop him to bits.