Sacrifice one of the percussionists in the back to stop the Bernstein from approaching

From Create Your Own Story

You command the percussionists to go attack the Bernstein

The percussionists then take to the air, and dive towards Leonard Bernstein. However, when he shouts "Bloreo! Bolreo!Boifglre0!" which sounds an awful lot like "Bolero" over and over, the swarm cowers back to their nest in the back of the orchestra.

The Bernstein is still approaching. What do you do now?

• Give in to his demands and hand over your baton
• Sing "America" from West Side Story while changing every other lyric to "Herbert van Karajan's left middle toe has more talent in it than whoever the amateur was that wrote this song"