Rush down the stairs
From Create Your Own Story
Status: Naked on a Pirate Ship
Running down into the direct path of the pirates probably wasn't a good idea. Before you're even at the bottom, five other pirates have woken up and made it there before you. No doubt use to being woken up in a hurry.
It isn't long before you're grappled to the ground. The pirates look at you viciously wondering what to do with you. One of them voices that thought.
"Oi, Amos," one of them says. "What should we do with her?"
"We should take her to the Captain." The man you ran into says.
"Screw the Captain," says another pirate. "He gets plenty of pussy on land. Plus whenever we raid a town, he always get the first choice of tail. I say we strap her to a cannon down here and keep it our little secret."
"LET DOUG HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER!" cries one of the pirates, seemingly half mad, although some of the others nod their head, thinking it a good suggestion.
After much heated discussion, they decide to ...