Run toward the ice cream you see (ms roach)

From Create Your Own Story

As you scuttle away, you get stepped on by Ashley's big, hairy foot. You ain't gonna be doin' much scuttlin' from here on out.

YOU'RE DEAD

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Your smashed-up roach penis

Status Dead
Gender Male
Social Group Roach
Boyfriend/Girlfriend All your friends, Ashley, and this black guy
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