Roll over on top of the stick of dynamite

From Create Your Own Story

You roll over so the fuse is squashed between your ass and the ground. You sit up with Dào-míng in your lap, your prick still buried inside her moist snatch, with branches in your face and leaves in your hair.

"Dào-míng, this is Brenda," you say. "She's looking for the Maltese Dildo."

"Which you said you had," Brenda says. "I told you I'd shove a lit firecracker up your ass for lying to me."

Dào-míng looks dazed. You're not sure if that's because of how thoroughly you've fucked her or if it's due to Brenda's sudden intrusion.

Brenda glares at you. She looks sexy in her form-fitting trench coat, especially since you know she probably doesn't have anything on underneath it.

You say:

• "You said you’d shove, and now that you’ve shoved, shove off."
• "I can't give you the Maltese Dildo, but I can give you this hot Chinese babe."
• "I don't have the Maltese Dildo. Dào-míng has the Maltese Dildo."

Status
Health	Horny, with a stick of dynamite up your ass	Location: A Shrubbery outside Your Apartment Building
MP	0
Level	1