Right fat bastard: Jarvis Alexander

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Your Name is Jarvis Alexander and Your tried, Thankfully your replacement betty is always on time and now your on your way to:

• Jarvis Alexander: Drive to Hardee's for a made from scratch biscuit
• Jarvis Alexander: Drive home I'm too tired for anything else
• Jarvis Alexander: Drive into incoming traffic and end it all
• Jarvis Alexander: Drive where ever the road take me
• Jarvis Alexander: Just sleep in the car, I'm too tired to Drive