R: Continuously ask the voice random questions
From Create Your Own Story
"Umm hello?" You ask slowly, "Are you there?"
After a small pause, the voice replies back. "Yeah, why?"
"I'd just like to ask, how are you?"
"What?" The voice answers surprisingly, "Can you repeat the question. I thought I heard you say, 'How are you?'."
"That was my question, don't worry, you heard right."
The voice remains quiet for a few moments, but he finally answers the question. "I'm uhh, doing quite well actually. I mean, I did kidnap you and two other people, and now I'm slowly making you all die, so how am I? Pretty good."
"Hmm, yes, that's interesting." You say in a bored voice, "So what's your favourite color?"
"What? Oh uhh, it's white. Though I don't think that's really a color."
"Favourite food?"
"Fish and chips."
"Animal?"
"Ducks. Quack."
"Any hobbies?"
"I occasionally toy around with computers and-" He stops for a second, then continues, "Wait, are you trying to learn about me and use it against me? Or are you really bored?"
"Actually, a bit of both." You chuckle.