Quit this vile game

From Create Your Own Story

You quit the game of your own volition. Let's see how you did:

-You did survive as a live human.

-You did not kill Count Jadwigski.

-You participated in the death of 1 other innocent person.

-You participated in the death of 1 animal.

-You did not retrieve your sheep.

-You did not cure poverty.

-You did not eliminate hunger.

-You lost 1 pint of blood.

-You did not gain any extra blood.

-You inflicted $950.50 of property damage.

Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the Slightly Dull Bronze Badge of the Empathetic but Crappy Samaritan and Layman.

Congratulations!