Put the cod over your nose

From Create Your Own Story

In a fit of silliness, you press the cod over your nose. Your nose expands to fill the codpiece. You hastily remove the cod, but the damage is already done: You have a penis where your nose used to be. Better get used to breathing through your mouth.

"Er... I don't think I'm needed here anymore," Superman says.

He flies off through the ceiling before you can get a word out.

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