Piss on this son of a bitch's face
From Create Your Own Story
You unzip your pants and whip out your cock.
"Wh-what the hell--?" the son of a bitch shrieks at the sight of your dick in his face. He is cut off by a stream of urine that shoots straight at his face, covering it from chin to forehead, and all of the orifices in between.
This loser writhes around and swats at your penis, but it's futile. You piss what seems to be a gallon onto him, before you're drained.
Well, you just pissed on another dude's face, in front of hundreds of other college students. You're pretty much screwed, it seems....