Piss in the French man's face
From Create Your Own Story
Stoned and full-bladdered, you pull out your tiny dick and without thinking, start shooting your piss into the mug of your captor. He immediately awakens and grabs your cock and yanks it off. It looks like this: File:Http://s1.dmcdn.net/AqZjJ/1280x720-iKi.jpg
After you get over the immediate horror of all the blood and pepperoni.... and Fatlip, you take one of your leftover mushrooms and shove it into the hole where your penis used to be, successfully stopping the pizza flow. The Frenchman is still a little dazed and confused from taking all that piss. You have 5 seconds to decide, quick!
| Status Bar | ||
| Health | 100 | Equipment:
half a bag of weed, iPod, leftover shrooms, small flip knife |
| Status | Stoned as fuck with no penis | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Social Group | Hippie | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend | Random French Man | |
