Piggy's Day/Yes
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Yes! I'm too curious to leave such a thing unexplored."
You wander around the town for a while.
Another Piggy: "Look, there he is!"
Piggy points at a window presentation of a shop for stuffed animals. There, amongst stuffed Alots, Hæriø-lizards and a bunch of pickled ghosts, sits the Piggy with weird eyes.
Piggy: "That's him alright. But... he's dead."
You go inside, and inquire about it from the shops owner.
Owner: "Well, you see. About fifteen minutes ago I was in the cellar dusting me pride and joy: a genuine stuffed asag, when I heard the door ring. A stick-man came in, carrying that corpse. I had the corpse tested with an all-purpose meter, and according to it that pig had immense psychic powers. I then had it stuffed, since it looked good on me window."
Piggy: "Who could have killed that thing?"
Owner: "Oh, that's right - I recognized that stick-man! It was John Timberman, the five-time champion of 'world's toughest stick-man'!"
Another Piggy: "That guy is crazy - he's tried killing me for, like, fifteen years!"
Owner: "Why haven't you gone to the police, then?"
Piggy: "I've tried a few times, but after the first four times they stopped answering my calls."
You then run outside, fearing that John might be lurking about anywhere. Both to your absolute dismay and surprise, you find the Piggy with weird eyes and John fighting outside the store. Both sides promptly exchange WTF's.
John: "Piggy, what's happening here? I've killed you three times already, and now this one's risen from the dead."
Piggy: "Even we're not sure what's going on here..."
John: "Well, more ham for me!"
John raises his axe above his head. The Piggy with weird eyes then lifts the axe, along with John, above ground.
John: "Hey, this isn't fair..."
Another Piggy: "Oh, how the tables have turned, my friend."
John drops down from his axe.
John: "GRR! I'll slaughter the lot of you with my bare hands if I have to!"
The Piggy with weird eyes then launches the axe on John's head.
John then:
