Piggy's Day/Shelter
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "I'm going to start by building a house! Now, how did you start this again? First I'm going to need some wood to make a pickaxe, and then use the pickaxe to mine stone."
You can already imagine your house: Mahogany floors, a watermill, an inside garden, and a library full of your autobiographies!
Piggy: "But where do I get wood without an axe?"
You try to punch a tree. You break your right arm.
Piggy: "Oh crap! Uh... Am I right- or lefthanded?"
You can't remember. You try and find a feather so you can try writing on something and see which hand has worse handwriting. Indeed, you are able to find a feather. You take some blood from your broken right hand, and use it to write something on your stomach, first with your left, and then with your right hand. Both seem very messy. You become disorientated.
Piggy: "Do I really have two left hands?"
Being a pig, you don't have fingers to check which arm is left or right. You come to the conclusion that somehow, someone has replaced your right hand with a left hand.
Piggy: "Well, this might cause some technical problems for my as-of-yet-unbuilt house. Also, where might I acquire an axe now?"
You fail to realize that the bad handwriting on your right hand was due to a broken arm. You probably have gone insane from the heat and moisture. Very hungry and still bleeding, you consider your options:
You should:
