Piggy's Day/Earth's core

From Create Your Own Story

A huge anti-explosion occurs in front of you. This is just as intended: you are now ripping through Earth's crust at 100km/h.

Captain: "I told you this'd work!"

Meanwhile, about 100 meters below, in Hell: Satan is having tea with Groke.

Groke: "Hey, did you hear something?"

Satan: "No. Why?"

You bust through the ceiling of Hell, fall to the ground, and keep straight on digging downwards, leaving a giant hole behind.

Satan: "Oh, those sons of bitches! Can't even have a nice cuppa tea these days without satanists coming in through every orifice, being all like: 'Hey man, I'll be really loyal to you - can I rule a kingdom down here?'"

Groke: "Aren't you going to go after them?"

Satan: "After I finish my tea."

As you dig your way into Earth's upper mantle, temperatures rise and the submarine's steering starts swerving.

Marine: "Captain, steer straight, will you!"

Captain: "The ground is beginning to liquify at these depths. That's going to be a little difficult!"

Piggy: "Oh, no, why did I ever come to this mission? I would have rather died in the middle of the ocean of starvation than dissapear into the center of the Earth..."

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