Piggy's Day/A strand of his hair

From Create Your Own Story

You try and grab a hair follice in order to get the mafia mans DNA. This backfires horribly, when you pull on his hair and realize that the man is wearing a wig. You stare at the bald man in both pretended and genuine dumbfoundness, with a wig still in your hand.

Mafia man: "Give that back."

Piggy: "I... Eh, her' you go, my good sir. Ay didn't mean to..."

Other mafia man: "Why'd this guy suddenly turn irish?"

All three men look at you menacingly. You start to scream.

Piggy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!"

The screaming confuses the mafiosos for enough time that you can make it out of the door. You run off into the alleyway. However, the mafia men come after you. One of them finds you hiding in a dumpster, and shoots you to death. At least they didn't need to bury your fat corpse.

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