Piggy's Day/"I think I'll just go home for now."
From Create Your Own Story
You get home only to see that your house has been stolen.
Piggy: "Hey, what the hell!?"
You inquire your stick-man neighbour.
Piggy: "Dwayne, do you know anything about my house being stolen?"
Neighbour: "I'm not Dwayne. He moved away a few years ago. Your house was not stolen, it was foreclosured for not paying rent."
Piggy: "Eh... I hadn't rented this place. I just bought all the building materials on instalments. So what else has happened recently?"
Neighbour: "Well, there are two new states in USA: Slethany and South-Greenland, the president is a chicken, and a wormhole to Alpha Centauri was discovered just last month."
Piggy: "Oh, man! Now I can't boast about having visited all 731, no wait, now there are 733, states. Where is Slethany located?"
Neighbour: "Right about here."
He points to a place in the map, that these days would be somewhere between Mozambique and Tansania.
Neighbour: "...But I don't recommend going there. There's an infestation of..."
Piggy: "Screw you! You're not my real neighbour, and I don't have to listen to your advice."
You head to the airport. Where will you go?
