Over the river and through the woods(M emo)
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to take the most ridiculous path to school because fuck that conformist sidewalk that leads you straight there. While riding there, one of your $80 dollar black sneakers that your total bitch conformist mom bought you falls off and rolls in a ditch. You get off your bike and walk over to the ditch and are surprised to be greeted by the shoe troll.
She tells you that your lack of muscle tone and thick eyeliner are simply too irresistible; she can't control herself! Before you can run away, her long slimy arm reaches out and grabs at your Nickleback shirt, pulling you farther into the ditch with her.
She begins to grab at your skinny jeans, finding them nearly impossible to force off of you. Thanks Hot Topic! While she struggles with your pants, you manage to fight her off. You run out of the ditch, but shit! You forgot your shoe!
You...
- Turn around to duel with the witch troll
- Run away, your stupid mom can just buy you some more shoes
- Start doing a sweet air guitar solo
- Cry like the pussy you're grandpa always told you that you were
| Status Bar | ||
| Health | 100 | Equipment:
Your other shoe |
| Status | Non-Conformist | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Social Group | Emo | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend | Witch Troll? | |
