Obviously the front/zombie door.
From Create Your Own Story
You pick up your ten-year-old brother's baseball bat, its feel some-what heavy in your hands and its cool metal on your fingers is the most reassuring thing you've had in your sweaty palms since that zombie arrived. You take a deep breath, hoping it won't be your last, and go to the door. One hand is on your bat, the other on the door handle.
One breath.
Two breaths.
Three.
You swing the door wide and grab the bat with both hands before bringing it down on the zombie's head. It staggers back in a show of pain before it looks up at you and see that the irises are red and infuriated. It goes for you and swing again, this time the butt of the bat connecting with its jaw and taking it clean off. A revolting smell comes from the black sludge that comes from its wounds, but you have to defeat this thing before it kills you.
Swiftly, and using the two day's worth of a karate class, you knock the zombie off its feet. It flips backwards on its back and lets out a half-way snarl but cannot express more due to its jaw being right next to you. You bring the bat down and shout, "Repent, motherfucker!" Suddenly feeling inspiration from the strange anime Panty and Stocking which you had just finished last night.
Black sludge shot out from its head, its battered brains a sickly color and broken into pieces like a jello cake that was somehow shattered. Your bat is covered in its goo and you can feel flecks of it drying on your face, arms, and pants. The zombie is dead, how do you proceed?
