Nothing fancy, just a beer

From Create Your Own Story

"Coming right up." the barman says as he pours your drink and hands it to you.

You set down some coins for him, and start drinking. Oh Gods does that taste good. Dwarfs are known for their fine brews, but you've never had the chance to try some until now, and it makes orc beer taste like mud by comparison. You nearly down all of it in one swig, only to stop for air.

The barman stares at you wide eyed. "Wow, you downed that like a champ. Don't see too many elven girls take my beer that well."

You laugh. "Well, I'm not like most elven girls."

"Clearly."

You finish off your beer, and ask for another. The barman happily fills your mug again, and you give him some more coins. "I gotta say, this is the best beer I've ever had." you say.

"Oh, come on, you know that isn't true."

You take another large swig and say, "No, I'm serious. This is way better than the stuff I'm used to."

"And what are you used to?"

"I don't know, I forget." you mumble, starting to get a little light headed.

The barman laughs. "I like you."

"Really?" you ask as you finish your second glass.

The barman fills your mug again, and nods. "Of course, you aren't like other elves. You know, I'd bet you'd even be willing to take off your clothes in front of others."

"Yeah sure, why not, but... why?"

"For money, of course."

You down your third glass and chuckle. "Money's good."

"Can you dance?" he asks.

"Never tried."

"There's always a first for everything. What do you say, want to be one of my dancing girls?"

Status
Health Horny, female orc, mated to Gurach, kind of drunk Equipment:

commoner clothes

Experience Minotaur's wife
HP 100
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