Need to Get Laid
From Create Your Own Story
You get out of bed at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. You walk to the mirror and look at yourself. You aren't pleased, as you are 23 years old, unemployed, living with your parents (who happen to be Nazis), and a virgin! Not to mention you are wearing nothing but tighty whities with red hearts, and a mysterious brown streak on the back. You are what I like to call a loser.
But today you change everything! Yes, the door is wide open and the world is full of opportunities! All you have to do is walk out.
You decide to...
