Mr. Burntastic
From Create Your Own Story
"Oh, Mr. Burntastic," a damsel swoons over you, "how can I ever repay you for defeating the Shoveler?"
"Why, you don't need to repay me, my dear!" you declare.
"But the Shoveler was living in my loft!" she protests. "Now I can finally live in there, again!"
"I see," you say, pondering.
