Mario's many adventures- Explore your adventures in Heaven
From Create Your Own Story
You wake up in a very white place, and you knew it was Heaven. Beside you was Morgan Freeman, drinking some coffee.
"Who....who are you?" You asked.
"Is it not clear, Mr. Videogame?"
"I don't understand."
He wiped his mouth with a napkin which you could've sworn wasn't there a minute ago.
"Well, let's see now. I'll try to make this as easy as possible without giving it away." He thought hard. "Your first videogame was Donkey Kong in which you were known as jumper. You are in love with Peach but little did you know she's having an affair with Luigi."
"EXCUSE ME?" You yelled.
"Don't mind me, son. I'm just stating the obvious."
"How is that the obvious?"
"Well, if you open your mind and think once in while, you'd be suspicious as to why Luigi ever comes onto adventures with you. What did you think he was doing back home?"
"But Peach is the one who is always being kidnapped. How could they have a relationship when I'm going rescuing IF PEACH IS THE ONE I'M TRYING TO RESCUE?!"
"What have you learned today, son? You've learned that Peach has had a disquise this whole time. And it turned out to be your arch enemy. But how long did you think he had that disquise? Just for today? Wrong-o. It's been about a month now, about the length of the affair."
"You have to send me back to Earth." You pleaded.
"And why? So you can deal with this little issue?"
"LITTLE?"
"You don't even know where Peach is. She's been gone for a month. And even if you did find her, you wouldn't know how to deal with the problem."
You just shook your head in dissapointmint. Then you walked away, but Freeman called out to you. "Mario! Have you learned who I am yet?"
"Yeah. I know who you are. You're the devil himself." You saw him shake his head in disbelief.
Now what?
